JOHN CLEESE: STILL NOT DEAD (YET) Celebrating the Holy Grail at 50

After consulting several qualified medical professionals and two unqualified ones, we're pleased to report that John Cleese remains remarkably alive. Join the legendary Monty Python co-founder for a theatrical screening of the immortal classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail followed by an unforgettable live conversation and audience Q&A filled with outrageous behind-the-scenes stories, hilarious observations, and absolutely no guarantee that any of his memories are historically accurate. Limited VIP packages are available for anyone wishing to independently verify proof of life. Don't say "Ni!" - say "Now!" Tickets won't last forever...unlike John, apparently.